#102001
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

#102002
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

#102003
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

#102004
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

#102005
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

#102006
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding love back.

#102007
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

#102008
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?

#102009
A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others.

#102010
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

#102011
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy.

#102012
Speak your mind, but choose your words carefully.

#102013
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

#102014
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

#102015
Young people know how to run fast but old people know the way.

#102016
After one realises he’s been a fool, he’s not a fool anymore.

#102017
The man is the head of the house and the woman is the neck. She can turn the head anyway she wants.

#102018
If nobody is perfect then I must be a nobody.

#102019
No matter where you go, there you are!

#102020
Sure hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off right now.

#102021
I started out with nothing and I still have most of that!

#102022
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

#102024
In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

#102025
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right!

#102026
Don't take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

#102027
Never look back unless you're planning to go that way.

#102028
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

#102999
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