#107001
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of... Lord-only-knows.

#107002
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

#107003
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

#107004
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

#107005
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

#107006
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

#107007
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

#107008
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

#107009
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

#107010
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

#107011
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

#107012
I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years of experience.

#107999
Funny Birthday - Custom Sign