#108001
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

#108002
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

#108003
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

#108004
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

#108005
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

#108006
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

#108007
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

#108008
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.

#108009
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

#108010
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

#108011
Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden

#108012
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

#108999
Golf - Custom Sign